• anotherdrunkaspiringwriter
  • I'm Frederick the Tenth. Welcome to my site. My mind really. You can learn a lot about me here. Click on the crest of ikaros above, my emblem, and you can get the gist of me rather quickly as two robots familiar with my work discuss me in a 60 second clip. Go be a fly on the wall.

    You can pay me to act. You can pay me to write for you. I can assume your voice when hired as a ghostwriter. I understand that not everyone has a potty mouth. But I do. I was also accepted to Columbia University's Nonfiction Writing MFA, so I can legitimately write. This isn't a hobby. I'm a professional god-damn-it.

    You can find songs here, lyrics, poems, short stories, and a novel my dad wrote in 1957 in Cuba. He was there when Castro's revolution began. We aren't Cuban or anything. It used to be a place people actually went, right? Watch Dirty Dancing 2.

    If you enjoy any of the things I've curated for you, and you feel so inclined, there is a "Buy Me a Coffee" button at the bottom of the page. All contributions are appreciated. Your support, no matter how small, would mean the world to me. It really is the thought that counts.

    Lastly, I also model, you can pay me to model, and I am indeed a pretty good photographer myself. If you are in need of a headshot, funky modeling shoot, let's do it. I have a space in Manhattan I work out of. I am also available for hire to go to beaches and mountain tops, etc. Fly me around the world baby.

    I use a Canon 90D with a 50mm Sigma prime lens for stills, and I have a Canon C70 with a Canon cine lens for creating uber high resolution content. Besides the 4k, it's also the color and the dynamic range that make the camera special. I'm just a nerd. I read all about it. My undergraduate degree was in Electrical Engineering. I believe you can even find some research papers that I've published on this site. Anyway, this camera isn't something you break out for Instagram baby. It's pre-approved by Netflix. So, I guess you can add producer to the list.

    The last item, I swear. I am a producer and a director, and I'll write whatever you want: scripts, speeches, biographies, technical documentation. Nothing racist or sexist, but certainly religious in nature is on the table. I would ghost-write something religious, so long as it allows for the possibility of another religion or practice of spirituality also possessing a path, or having the knowledge, or explaining whatever state of existence that makes that religion "special" as not being the only path, special knowledge, or state of being to access some higher plane.

    Me. I love yoga. There's something my instructor says at the end of each session that really gets me, you know? She says, first in a different language, Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu, then in English, "may all beings be happy and free and may my existence contribute to that happiness and freedom for all."

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    Marginal genius. Definitely an alcoholic [in-remission].
    Marine Corps. Construction. Engineering. Academia.
    Now, followin a dream ~ NYT bestseller! Best Actor from THE
    Academy! Why not? Oh yea! And! I have a potty mouth!